Raisin Box Kazoo
When you’ve finished your box of raisins, put the open end of the empty box into your mouth and blow into it like a kazoo. The resulting noise is EXTREMELY amusing… for a little while at least…and then it becomes EXTREMELY annoying.  Making the noise is easy, the tricky part is realizing when it’s gone from amusing to annoying.  Good luck!

Orange Peel Teeth
Here’s a good trick to use on people who hate poor dental hygiene.

First you have to eat an orange.  This is not a tough step as oranges are tasty and good for you.  Anyhow, instead of peeling the orange with your fingers and ruining the peel in the process, slice the orange into wedges then eat it – like four of them - be sure to keep the peel intact.

After you’ve had your delicious snack you will be left with wedge-shaped orange peel sections.

Take one of these sections and cut with scissors or simply tear carefully with your hands and cut a shape like this: 

Now, put the wedge into your mouth – orange side facing in towards your teeth. This will result in the opposite side of the orange wedge sticking out like crazy, disgusting teeth.

I suggest walking around talking to people just like normal. Refuse to admit that there’s anything different about your teeth no matter what other people say. 

If you find that the orange peel makes it too difficult to speak, try just growling and moaning.  Either way it’s funny… at least to me it is.